i’m bored while doing my latin homework i am this close to translating the opening monologue to star trek into classical latin someone stop me quick
caelum. finito terminalis. is cursus est de commissi navistella. sui legatio quintus-annus - munduses ignotus novus exploro. lux nova et cultus novus sequor. cedo audacius quatenus homonis aput iit.
I have a serious problem.
Happy Third Birthday To Disney's 50th Animated Film: Tangled!
Bethany vs. Coffee
- Bethany: I got one of those coffee drinks from the vending machine. Man, I haven't had one of these since Freshman year!!
- Bethany: *laughs while taking a sip of her coffee and spits it everywhere*
- Bethany: *looking at bottle in her hands* Whose idea was it to put glass bottles in a vending machine?
- Bethany: *repeatedly spills coffee on her skirt*
- Bethany: *chokes on leftover coffee foam*
- Emily: Maybe this is why you stopped buying these.
Things Said in Other Classes
- Bethany: *flipping madly through a Bible for answers* Bible game too strong.
- Emily: Your face makes me swoony because you look like George Clooney.
- Nace: I have to bake four dozen cookies for tomorrow.
- Wrinkle: *sinister grin*
- Bethany: Then the Grinch got a wonderful awful idea.
- Allie: *imitating her English teacher* Kennedy was like King Arthur!
- Emily: *knocks plate over and sends ketchup flying everywhere*
- Bethany: My Mom says it's supposed to be freezing this weekend but I'm like *breaks into song* THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
- Wrinkle: *draws a smiley on Bethany's arm*
- Bethany: What a lame ass fuckin' smiley face. Never do that again!
Catholic School Girls
- Bethany: *chanting over her work* Buddha, send me the answer...
- Taylor: Frickity frack, let's have a snack.
- Teacher: Why don't I run around the streets naked? Because it's not decent.
- Bethany: What's wrong with that?
- Fran: There's quite a lot wrong with that.
- Bethany: Not if you have my body, Fran!
Quite 'Fran'kly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
- Bethany: You're putting me in a bad mood, Fran!
- Liz: Just looking at Fran puts me in a bad mood.
I think I finished my thing. Now I actually have to concentrate on maths.
- Emily: What's the peristyle?
- Bethany: That fuckity place with the pool.
- Emily: So the YMCA?
shitty things that were said to you like a year ago that still piss u off
Anonymous asked: you're all just so great that I couldn't decide on which one of you to marry. so all of you, please take me as your lawfully wedded spouse.
sure thing but we’re all already intermarried between each other so we’re all gonna be married to each other
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